- You’re a petty thief. You can steal from a wide variety of stores and never have to stay in jail.
- You’re a thug and you like to beat the crap out of homeless people. No worries Mill’s EPD won’t even bother to do a real investigation.
- You’re a full time Gang Banger for the 18th street gang. You can kill off your rivals with impunity because no one cares at Mill’s EPD they feel you’re providing a public service. No gang member has been prosecuted under the state’s anti-gang laws in Eureka for years.
- You’re a Heroin dealer with serious weight; don’t worry if they even ever catch you you’ll be let out on O.R.
- You’re wanting to grow Cannabis behind the Bayshore Mall, go head it’s obviously cool with Eureka since everybody else is.
- Your feelin’ kind of stabby! This is the town for you, stab to your hearts content especially the homeless or a transient. EPD will intimidate your victim, so not to worry they won’t cooperate.
Well, we could only find six good reasons