According to Chief Andy; Violent Crimes are down.
But wait! Didn’t a young white male adult (as yet unidentified) just get gunned down on the street in a residential neighborhood of Eureka?
Don’t get all agitated, folks. Chill, it’s all good. Chief Andy says he doesn’t know whether is justified or not.
Hmm, let’s see, what would be the justification to gun down someone in the middle of the street and not stick around for the cops? Well, we should trust Andy Mills right? After all, he’s always told us the truth, right?
He’s certainly not going to say the “G” (gang-related) word or remind us that this the fourth murder of the year. He won’t tell us that all crime is up in Eureka for the year. What he will do is make sure to author an announcement in the monthly City of Eureka bulletin telling us is that our kids can get Hepatitis C from shopping carts!
Chief Andy may try and disagree, but the statistics are clear. You’re still more likely to be murdered in Eureka than Los Angeles: