MOLA:42’s Guide to the Post Election Returns
While this post runs on Wednesday, it is submitted on Tuesday (Election Day): As of the writing of this article I have no idea who has won or lost. Therefore this is a heartfelt reaction to an election result still unknown to me.
If Your Candidate Has Won:
Be sure to always keep in mind you have won; THEY have lost. Consider you have the whip hand and be sure those who refuse to agree with you never forget that. You need never worry about the petty concerns of those who justly sit in sullen minority.
If Your Candidate Has Lost:
Remember that time is on your side. You must note all slights and insults and will visit them on your opponents come someday. No doubt your candidate has lost due to lack of fair play; as any reasonable person would see your candidate represented much needed good governance and was unfairly defeated.
If Your Candidate Is Now In a Run-Off:
The battle is not yet over. You still have a chance to see your will triumph over those who ignorantly oppose what is right for the common good. Forgive no insult; forget no scandal.
For You All:
Never forget that your vision is clear and just. Those against you are wrong and it is improper to try to understand them. It is a betrayal to look to your opponent for compromise; consensus is for traitors. Eventually, perhaps soon, you shall triumph. Until that day comes, do not collaborate with the enemy.
Never forget: They are out to Destroy. You are out to Save.
And Above All Remember This:
“Democracy serves no Good Purpose unless it serves Your Purpose.”
That’s what Election Day was all about, wasn’t it?
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(Oh, and thank you for voting, no matter for whom it was… unless you didn’t.)
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Standard Disclaimer: My opinions are my own and not necessarily those of the Tuluwat Examiner. I am not on the staff of the Tuluwat Examiner. I don’t even know who these people are. But I understand the Staff of the Tuluwat Examiner used their Amazon account to buy the book (with next day shipping), “Obi Wan Kenobi’s Star Wars Technique to Gain Friends and Influence People.” All Election Day they were seen at polling places around Eureka, waving their right hands in front of voters’ faces and intoning, “These are not the droids you are looking for… Vote for Chris Kerrigan.”
I wonder if it worked.
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